Ian Bowles available to Obama, Red Sox
Today’s Boston Globe says Massachusetts energy and environment secretary Ian Bowles "has landed on President-elect Barack Obama’s list of would-be candidates" to run the federal Environmental Protection Agency. Welcome to silly season, the period when few know what’s really going on as the new administration takes shape, everyone is hungry for names, and a hot-stove league made up of reporters, pundits, and interest group officials is happy to feed the beast. The morsels they serve up, however, are often not very filling.
What, for example, is a "would-be candidate?" The term usually refers to someone who is mulling a run for public office. But in such cases, the subject of interest is the decider who determines whether their status sheds the "would-be" qualifier. Probably more apt in the current context would be to say the individual "would be" thrilled to be considered.
So who, in fact, are the candidates for the EPA job? "Bowles said to be on Obama’s list to oversee EPA," reads the Globe headline. Said who? Either he is on a list or he isn’t. Of course, it’s not even clear that Obama has a list. (Is it in that briefcase he’s carrying in the photo on the front of today’s Globe?) If Obama doesn’t really have a list, who does? It turns out reporters have it or, to be accurate, they have drawn it up based on what people have told them. People they have called in order to put together lists. Lists which can then serve as the basis for news stories.
None of this is to say Bowles might not become a contender for the EPA job. Or that he might not already be under consideration. There seems little doubt that he would be interested in being more than a would-be candidate. Commenting to the Globe, Bowles tried to tamp down all the speculation, at least a little bit. "There’s a lot of things in life I wouldn’t rule out, including trying out for the Red Sox next year," said the would-be right fielder.